Party like it's the 80's with the Rage Supply neon sign, right on your back. You may never rage as hard as your parents did, no matter how many lines of coke you do off a stripper's ass... but this shirt will get you in the right direction.
Comfort Colors 100% Cotton
Pepper colored long sleeve
86% chance you get laid wearing it*
*study conducted in Brad's basement party last week, too drunk to verify results